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Name: Darrell
Country: United States
State: Missouri
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Birthday: 5/25/1987
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Sunday, November 08, 2009

Currently
Automatic
By The Jesus and Mary Chain
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I pissed all over myself last night while I was driving, completely shitfaced, down the highway.  And it occured to me that I might need to make some lifestyle changes.

We'll see about that.


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Currently
Poetry, Language, Thought (Perennial Classics)
By Martin Heidegger
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I am rendered completely incoherent and speechless in the presense of girls I am attracted to.  I mean, you probably know this about me already, but still, it's staggering.

This shit was cute when I was fifteen, but it's high time I grew some fucking balls.  It's getting ridiculous.  I AM TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD AND WILL NOT ACT LIKE A CHILD ANY LONGER.

At least I get to read Heidegger for school again.  A brilliant thinker who inspires me every time I pick up one of his tomes, even if he was a bit of a Nazi.  We can't all be perfect.


Saturday, October 17, 2009

Currently
Your Funeral...My Trial
By Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds
She Fell Away
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CUNT: a discussion

Cunt is one of my favorite invectives, hell, one of my favorite words, period.  My love for it is so rampant that I sometimes forget not to use it in public.  Although it's just a casual profanity on the level of "hell" or "damn" in Great Britain, some people in this country tend to get quite offended.

I almost dropped the word casually into a conversation with two people, one of whom I knew very well and knew wouldn't get offended, the other I hardly knew and didn't know what kind of reaction she would have (FWIW, both were female).  I refrained for the sake of civil discourse (see, I am capable of displaying tact sometimes...).

The last time I can remember using the word in public and getting a negative reaction was the night Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska.  I was at a bar, and the bartender remarked that she hadn't given a reason for resigning yet.  I responded with some variation of "Maybe she realized she was too much of a dumb cunt to be in such a position of power", or something, and the woman sitting a few seats down gave me one of the nastiest looks I have ever received.

I also once called a girl a stupid cunt when I was fourteen, and she gave me a lecture on how it was a "hate word" and how she would no longer be associating with me if I continued to use it.  No great loss there.  Like I said, she was a stupid cunt.

So, cunt.  Awesome word or what?


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

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Dear You
By Jawbreaker
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 HEY GUYS!

What do you call an abotion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.


Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Currently
Light in August (The Corrected Text)
By William Faulkner
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Sometime in the near future, it is beginning to appear, I will be offered the opportunity to have sex with someone I actually like, an almost alien experience for me.  OH GOD.

I was also reminded today, after a conversation with my best friend, of how much of a good mood she always puts me in.  Thanks Jessica!

And, uh, I'm reading Faulkner again. 

That's it.

Go read somebody else's Xanga now.



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